Brown shipped off a bunch of my good friends and workmates from the Brown CS TA scene to Seattle this summer. For once it was a group of computer scientists within which a healthy proportion (I’m guestimating about half, but I sadly wasn’t out there… this year) were female.

The article is a bit disingenuous when it groups rising Juniors and rising Seniors into one group of ‘juniors’ but is nevertheless worth a read. http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/features/2010/aug10/08-13browninterns.mspx…

We’re sadly in no way this equally balanced within CS at Brown in general but within the TAing group they are much better represented percentage-wise.

Its a nice article to see but it still annoys the hell out of me that the situation is remarkable enough to be written about.

They’ve been a while coming but I’m thrilled to finally have them online for anyone to see. The atmosphere and attitude captured in these videos is probably unique to, and more importantly absolutely ubiquitous within, CS15.

Opening Day Skit

The skit showed/acted on the first day of class. Star Trek themed (as was the course and website) in 2009. Written by the 2009 Humor TAs.

Collaboration Policy Skit

3 short filmed skits animating the course’s collaboration policy. Written by the 2009 Humor TAs.

Star-crossed References

An in class skit personifying some of the aspects of programming and the Java environment. Includes variable scope, garbage collection, references and constants. Presumably written by TAs who’ve long since graduated.

Slush Gray

In class, Snow White themed skit. Has a linked list. The skit is a long-standing CS15 feature. Presumably written by TAs who’ve long since graduated.

Othello

The skit written and preformed on film by the group of TAs responsible for the final project ‘Othello’ in which students make the board game Othello and implement a minimax based AI.

Adventure

The skit written and preformed on film by the group of TAs responsible for the final project ‘Adventure’ in which students make a 3d randomly generating objective based maze game.

Sketchy

The skit preformed on film by the group of TAs responsible for the final project ‘Sketchy’ in which students make a basic graphics editing program. Written by previous years’ TAs.

Credits

The credits reel for all of the videos included on the DVD from which they were ripped.

Bloopers

Bloopers reel from lots of the above videos.

Cast List:

• Andy van Dam – Professor
• Alex Unger – Head TA
• Josh Kaplan – Head TA
• Kelly Newton – Head TA in charge of skit rehearsals and organization.
• Alex Feldman – Humor TA
• Alex Schultz – Humor TA
• Jason Gorelick (Video editing and filming)
• Will Cheung (Video editing and filming)
• Elinor Fung
• Gene Nelson
• Greg Young
• Lu Zeng
• Nabeel Gillani
• Jason Freeman
• Jonathan Eldridge
• Paul Sastrasinh
• Stephen Poletto
• Vazheh Moussavi
• Adam Zethraeus

Personal Notes:

I’m in the opening day skit (yes, in a corset), in ‘Star-Crossed References’, and in the Adventure project’s video (which all of the actors in had a large role in Co-writing).

TAing this course was an awesome experience during which I met and worked with some of the best people I know. Props to Andy, the HTAs and all my fellow UTAs. Crediting everyone for everything they did in the course would be impossible. You all rock. <3

The skit is about pointers and is set in the Mushroom kingdom… It’s nowhere near as hardcore as the stuff that we did for CS15 but it’s my baby, so here it is.

Script after the break.

C Pointers skit. By Adam Zethraeus, (azethrae)

Cast:
Mario: Neal
Peach: Miranda
Bowser: Kelsey
Toad-Priest-Narrator: Adam

Props:
Mario: hat, generally red clothes, mustache
Peach: pink clothes, pref. dress, tiara, veil
Bowser: horns, vicious demeanor
Toad: pillow taped to head

Signs:
(Sign 1) Bowser assigns a pointer to peach in memory with this:
_
int *deviousPointer;
deviousPointer = &peach;
_

(Sign 2) Bowser inserts himself into Peach’s memory space with this:
_
*deviousPointer = BOWSER;
_

Script:
<As the scene starts, Bowser lies vanquished on the floor between Mario and Peach>

Toad<aside>: The battle was long and hard fought, but inevitably in the end, after restarting from his most recent save point enough times, the Mushroom Kingdom’s force for good, Mario, triumphed over the evil Bowser – freeing Princess Peach whom Bowser had been holding captive.

Peach<thoroughly overenthusiastically>: Mario! Thank god, you’ve saved me! And you fought so valiantly! You’re my hero!

Mario<wipes brow and appears exhausted>: Of course, it was <takes time to pant> nothing at all.

Peach: But how can I reward you for such noble and selfless service to our kingdom? <pause for audience thought> I know, I’ll bake you a cake! It’ll be huge and pink and I’ll make it sparkle and it’ll be delicious and…

Mario<interrupting>: No!… <awkward pause> I mean, it’s fine. I wouldn’t want to put you through the trouble!

Peach: I have to do something! You must have died hundreds of times saving me!

Mario: Well… umm… why don’t we just go watch a movie at my place? I’ll kick Luigi out and it’ll be just the two of us and… <more awkward pause> y’know…

<pleading voice>

Peach<aghast>: But… you mean… you want to…

Mario<incredulous>: Yes! I crossed the whole Mushroom Kingdom and squashed like a thousand goombas for you! What did you think I wanted..!

Peach<ecstatic>: Oh Mario <hugs and strokes Mario>… I’m so happy you feel that way! I do too! But we have to get married first! I’m so excited!

Mario<hesitantly>: Yeah… uh, me too!

<All characters exit but Toad>

Toad<aside>: The next few months passed very slowly for Mario as he and Peach prepared for their marriage. Finally the big day arrived. The whole Mushroom kingdom was invited to see their Princess married to the humble but very well loved plumber. Everyone but Bowser was present for the ceremony.

<Mario stands center stage next to Toad. Peach walks towards them as though up the isle. She is wearing a veil><church music>

Toad<to Mario>: Mario, do you take Princess peach for your lawfully wedded wife for as long as you both shall live?

Mario: I D…

<Everyone Freezes. Enter Bowser!>

Bowser<menacing>: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Bowser: That fool Mario thought that after he defeated me, he could just have Princess Peach. <voice grows frantic> But he cant! <v-frantic> She’s mine! And only ever mine. My sweet Princess Peach <dreamy…>

Bowser<snapping to>: Little did they know that when I captured peach, the first thing I did was declare a pointer and assign it to Peach’s address in memory! That way she’ll always be mine, and I will always have access to her!

<Bowser shows Sign 1>

Bowser: Now I can ruin their infantile little festivities with ease…

Bowser: Muahahahaha

Bowser: I’ll use my pointer to Peach’s space in memory to overwrite it… <pause for very dramatic effect> <practically shouted> WITH MYSELF!

<shows Sign 2>

<as whole case is frozen, Bowser walks over to peach, picks her up, moves her to the side>

Bowser<to Peach. Creepy.>: You’ll be mine forever Princessss.<optional creepy kiss>

<bowser takes Peach’s place in the frozen scene>

Bowser<sarcastic>: Don’t I look pretty?

<marriage scene continues, all cast but Peach is unfrozen>

Mario<obliviously to the audience>: I do!

Toad: And do you, Peach, take Mario to be your lawfully wed… <exclamation> Peach? Oh no! It’s Bowser!

Bowser<Booming>: I DO!

<Bowser kisses Mario>

Mario<incredulous and startled>: But..! What?!

Bowser<gloating and vindictive>: Come on baby! <Sarcastic and menacing> I’ve got a great night planned ahead of us!

<Bowser spanks Mario, grabs him by the collar and drags him offstage>

Mario<In true Vader style(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1npdZnzP9yo)>: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Toad<Higher Pitch>: Noooooo!

My job, aside from the universal holding office hours and grading papers was to create and maintain the website, as well as to do a couple of odd jobs such as the pictured poster (which really should have had more actual information on it). That said, holding office hours and actually teaching was by far the most fun part.

Anyway, I guess this post is most directed to people considering to apply to TA the course, so I’ll try to include some useful info. For one, it’s a lot of work, a lot of time (a fair number of people end up taking only three courses while TAing this class) and you’ll be terribly underpaid. Do it because you enjoy teaching or because you want too be more involved with the Brown CS department – whatever other reason you want. It’s also a really good way to become really familiar with the course material. Aside from academic stuff, you’ll be working really closely with 15 people or so and you’ll probably get to know at least some of them really well. You’ll have ample opportunity to get to know some of the students as well.

In short, apply! It’s worth it.

My brief was to make a website that would fit with the course’s theme (Yes the course has a theme. Read the aforementioned blog post), Star Trek. I decided to base the website off the Star Trek universe’s LCARS computer systems. This was by no means an original take on making a Star Trek tribute layout – lots of fan sites have done similar things – but it is certainly recognizable.

I cherry picked other layout aspects quite liberally from different time points in the Star Trek series. The header text uses the typeface from The Original Series. LCARS itself only features in episodes and movies placed chronologically after TNG. The ship shown is the Enterprise of the 2009 Star Trek relaunch.

I ran into the CSS column issue when making the layout. The dashed line under the navigation buttons was always intended to stretch to the bottom of the layout no matter how long the content was. I originally made this work with positioniseverything’s CSS columns hack but later realized that there would be anchored links in the content presented in the layout. The anchored links caused the layout to break in Firefox, so I was forced to revert to javascripting the same effect. However the javascript I (found via google and) used to do it doesn’t work in some versions of IE. I obviously need to become proficient with a JQuery or another good javascript library.

The layout also uses conditional comments and the ie7-js script to mitigate issues with IE6, in particular the use of a png image with an alpha layer for the Enterprise in the top left.

In closing… if you are reading this and are an undergraduate at Brown, take the course this year! If you tell me you’ve read this post, I’ll give you extra special help*.
*This statement is probably a lie.